Funny shayari

Cricket Shayari
Water ke bin kabhi jee nahi sakte
Scooter ke bin kahin ja nahi sakte
Hal ab ye ho gaya hai cricket mein yaaro
ki yorker ke bin wicket le nahi sakte.




EID KA NAZRANA 
EID KA KITN PYARA NAZRANA MILA HAI
EIDI KE BADLEH FITRANA MILA HAI
DUSHMANO KO ZOR SE JAPHI PAAYEINGE
UNN KI PASLIYAN TODNE KA BAHANA MILA HAI.



Exam Pass 
Exam paas aaye, sir mera dukhaye
Teacher ne na jaaane kyun, dande dikhaye
Ab to mera sir, jaage na sota hai
Kya karoon haye, kuch kuch hota hai.



Khatmal 
Dil ki gehrai me tum ho
raat ki tanhai me tum ho
bar bar tootati hai nind meri
KHATMAL si charpai me tum ho.




Truck Driver Banoge
 Manzil ki taraf badhte raho
Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno
peeche walon ko aage na jaane do
aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo
Tabhi Ek acche Driver banoge.




Aapko Yaad Kiya 
Humne msg bhej ke jab-jab apko yad kiya
aapne us sms ka na kabhi jawaab diya
waise to sunday ko over time lagaane ki aadat nahi
chalo fir bhi ye sunday apke naam kurbaan kiya....



Jise Dil Diya Wo Dilli Chali Gai
Jise dil diya wo Dilli chali gayi
Jise Pyar kiya wo Poona Chali gayi
Jise Ishq kiya wo Itli Chali gayi
Majboor hokar Socha khudkhushi kar lu
Par bijli ko hath lagaya to bijli chali gayi...




Roz Kyu ?
Use karte hain make-up ka dabba roz kyu
Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain roz kyu
Mummy, tum to kehthi thi Eid to kab ki gayi
Phir padosan se gale milte hain papa roz kyu. 




LAL HOTE HAI 
Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai
ladko ko fasaane ke jaal hote hai
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone
tabhi to haseenaon ke honth laal hote hai. 



Gudia 
Teddies hote hain bade pyaare
Twitties bhi kam nahin hain nyaare
Barbie Doll ka toh kya kehna
Unke bin toh ab ek pal aur na rehna .



Baithe Hain Tere Khayalon Mein 
Baithe Hain tere khayalon mein
Kagaj pe likha hai tera naam
Kagaj pe teri tasveer laga ke
likha hai ye paigam
Zinda ya Murda pakadne par
milega 50000 ka Inam 




Hathi Aur Chumti Ki Shadi 
Haathi aur chinti ki shadi huyi
dusre din hi haathi mar gaya
chinti boli wah re allha ek din ka pyar diya
aur sari umar Kabar Khodne ka kaam diya! 




Kanwaray Hum Bhi Nahi 
 Tum haseen ho to hum bhi kuch kam nahi
Tum mehlo ki ho to hum bhi sadko ke nahi
Pyaar kar ke kehti ho ke shaadi shuda hoon
Kaan khol kar sun lo Kunware hum bhi nahi ...




Ye Dil Udaas Hota Hai 
Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai 





Bandar Ki Beti
Bandar ki Beti Apne Baap se Boli
Papa Papa Mujhe Shadi Karni Hai
Beta thoda intezar karo kyonki
Dulha Abhi SMS Read Kar Rahi hai



Behan Pata Rakhi Thi 
 usne mehndi laga rakhi thi
humne uski doli utha rakhi thi
hum ko maloom tha ke woh bewafa niklegi
issi liye humne uski behan pata rakhi thi.




Na Mile Bail 
Degree ki aadh mein college ne kiya blackmail
Jahan hum hote the pass wahan kar diya fail
Mann karta hai ki pahuchadu inhe aisi jail
ki lakh koshish kar le fir bhi mile ne inhe bail 



Hyderabadi Shayari 
Hatha me hath milake
Hatha me hath milake
anguthi churake chali gayi
abhi gale milne ko aari
kya karati ki kya ki

chai pine ko aake
chai pine ko aake
soccer churake chali gayi
abhi full meals ko aari
kya karati ki kya ki

pahalich mulakat me
pahalich mulakat me
five star me chuna lagai
abhi date pe leke jao bolari
kya karati ki kya ki

sagai sagai bolake
sagai saagi bolake
puri shopping karali
abhi shadi shadi bolari
kya karati ki kya ki ......




Lal 
Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
yahan likhna mana hai ....