The Best Gift.

No moving parts, no batteries,
No monthly payments and no fees,
Inflation proof, non taxable,
In fact, it's quite relax able;
It can't be stolen, won't pollute,
One size fits all, do not dilute.
It uses little energy,
But yields results enormously,
Relieves your tension and your stress,
Invigorates your happiness;
Combats depression, makes you beam,
And elevates your self-esteem.
Your circulation it corrects
Without unpleasant side effects.
It is, I think, the perfect drug,
May I prescribe, my friend...... the hug