The Shortest Relationship
Ever Is Between
Students & Books . . .
They Commit 0ne Day
Before Exam
&
After Exam Break Up !
*****************
Guzre hue Examz ko yaad na krna,
Answerr sheet me jo likha he uski faryad na krna,
Jo hoga wo to hoga,
Uski fikar me apne Holidays barbad na krna
*****************
The Funniest Situation in Student
Life:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
When you have No idea what to
Write in the Paper & the Examiner
Comes & Says,
"Please Hide your Answer Sheet"
*****************
Two Reasons To Give
Exam ...
1. You Can Spend 3 Hours
In Self Meditation. . .
2. You Can See Your Teachers
Being Bored ... Who Usually
Bore You ...
*****************
Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!
*****************
Why we sometimes write "etc" in exams? Because it means.
.
.
.
.
.
E-End of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity
But teacher won't ever understand our feelings...
*****************
A girl may not help you to get lot of marks
But Marks help you to get lot of girls
So Love your studies not girls.
*****************
The Shortest Relationship in Life is
Between Students and Books
.
.
.
.
.
.
They hook-up only a day before the exam and break-up right after the exam!
*****************
Attitude towardz exam: tommorow is my exam but
i dont care because a single sheet of paper can't decide my future
*****************
Tips to be Successful in exams,
1-khud aitmadi k sath paper attempt karein
2-koshish kar k baat apny ilfaz mein byan karein
3-ghup marein aisi jo haqeeqat ko touch kar k jaati ho.
In the whole tumharey bus ki baat nahin, so keep on enjoying cheating
*****************
Hey Friends
I'm Switching Off My Cell Due to exams As I Have to Work Hard.
Plz Contact Me After
.
.
15 Mins Tab Tak Mera Bhoot Utar Jyga..:
*****************
If in examination hall
during the exam
ypu feel that the paper is tough
dont worry.
Just close your eyes
take a deep breath
and say to yourself
This is a very interesting subject.
I want 2 study it one more time.
***************
Din me chain nahi,raat ko neend nahi
jee nahi lagta hai kahin
Aay Khuda kya ye pyaar hai??
Nahi beta sabhi examz walon ka yehi haal hai".
***************
Birth, Death comes once in life..
Love comes once in life..
Marriage comes once in life..
But
Why does these bloody exams comes again & again .... .... .
***************
Rain of summer, snow of winter
grace of autumn, glory of spring
May beauty of every season give ur heart
A beautiful reason to smile.
May God suceed you in every examz of ur life. Good luck
***************
Harbhajan startz raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, itz not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.
***************
Flower dies
Stories end
Songs fade
Memories are forgotten
All things come to end
But this study
Chipak kr he reh gae hai musibat
***************
to accomplish great things
We must not only act
But also dream
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for ur exam.
***************
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
'Head, I go to sleep.'
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I'll study:p
***************
My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless. So I asked GOD,
is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".
***************
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born
and stops only when we enter the examination hall.
***************
The Law Says
If you Can't Convince Someone, Confuse Them!
Do you Know Which Law It Is?
This Is "Law Of Answering In Examination".
***************
Maths teacher asked Ali:If u have 12chocolates & u give 5 to SARAH,3 to Aysha & 4 to Farah what will you get?
Ali replied:3 NEW GIRL FRIENDZ
***************
600 Pages ki book ko kitne din main padha ja skta hai..
WRITER-6 months
DOCTOR-2months
LAWYER-1month
STUDENT- pehle ye batao exam kab ha.
***************
The probability of a topic
cmng in exam increases exponentially,
if 1 decides 2 leave da topic completely..
***************
To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams".
because it teaches how to manage "Time" & tackle "Emergencies".
***************
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
***************
It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees.
SAY NO to EXAMS
***************
Burraaah
Sara syllabus parh liya ha
Bas books or notes parhanay reh gaye hain
***************
har taraf parhai ka saya hy
peparon may number kisnay paya hy
hum to yun he aye thay paper denay
sab kehtay hy sala pura parh kar aya hy
***************
Exams ke char din pehlay syllabus dekha to yad aya
Kuch To Hua Hay Kuch Ho Gya Hay
Exams k din paper dekh kar samajh aya
Sab Kuch Alag Hay Sab Kuch Naya Hay
***************
Exams are like Girl friendz
too many questions
Difficult to understand
More explanation is needed
Result is always fail!
***************
There are 6 components of wellness:
proper weight & diet, proper exercise
breaking the smoking habit, control of alcohol
stress management & periodic exams.
***************
Ya hu!
Exams ke saari tiyari ho gai
raser
Pen
scale
pencil
sab taiyar hai
AB BUS.......
parhna baki hai
***************
Parh parh ker kyaa kernaa hei
Aakhir ek din tou merna hei
marnay key baad bee ager dubaara janam howa tou
shuroo to nursery sey hi karna hai
***************
Congradulationz!
Gud newz 4 Lahore University students
Exams have been postponed up to Dec
to confirm go to site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.org
***************
Baap: Etnay kum marks..??
3 thappar lagnay chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han abu!
maine to usss kaminy sir
ka ghar bhi daykh liyaa hai!!
***************
he Shortest Relationship Ever Is Between Students & Books . . . They Commit 0ne Day Before Exam & After Exam Break Up ! !
***************
To accomplish great things, We must not only act, But also dream, Not only plan but also believe, Best wishes for your exams.
***************
Smoking Effects Lips, Drinking Effects Liver, Girls Effects Heart, But The Most Danger One Is STUDY, It Effects BRAIN. Direct Coma .:-D Avoid it..
***************
Newton's Law of Studentology! . "Every Book continues to be in it's State of Rest or covered with Dust, until n unless a mid-term or final exam Appears." HaPpY ExaMz...
***************
Stop only when we enter the examination hall Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall..........
Ever Is Between
Students & Books . . .
They Commit 0ne Day
Before Exam
&
After Exam Break Up !
*****************
Guzre hue Examz ko yaad na krna,
Answerr sheet me jo likha he uski faryad na krna,
Jo hoga wo to hoga,
Uski fikar me apne Holidays barbad na krna
*****************
The Funniest Situation in Student
Life:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
When you have No idea what to
Write in the Paper & the Examiner
Comes & Says,
"Please Hide your Answer Sheet"
*****************
Two Reasons To Give
Exam ...
1. You Can Spend 3 Hours
In Self Meditation. . .
2. You Can See Your Teachers
Being Bored ... Who Usually
Bore You ...
*****************
Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!
*****************
Why we sometimes write "etc" in exams? Because it means.
.
.
.
.
.
E-End of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity
But teacher won't ever understand our feelings...
*****************
A girl may not help you to get lot of marks
But Marks help you to get lot of girls
So Love your studies not girls.
*****************
The Shortest Relationship in Life is
Between Students and Books
.
.
.
.
.
.
They hook-up only a day before the exam and break-up right after the exam!
*****************
Attitude towardz exam: tommorow is my exam but
i dont care because a single sheet of paper can't decide my future
*****************
Tips to be Successful in exams,
1-khud aitmadi k sath paper attempt karein
2-koshish kar k baat apny ilfaz mein byan karein
3-ghup marein aisi jo haqeeqat ko touch kar k jaati ho.
In the whole tumharey bus ki baat nahin, so keep on enjoying cheating
*****************
Hey Friends
I'm Switching Off My Cell Due to exams As I Have to Work Hard.
Plz Contact Me After
.
.
15 Mins Tab Tak Mera Bhoot Utar Jyga..:
*****************
If in examination hall
during the exam
ypu feel that the paper is tough
dont worry.
Just close your eyes
take a deep breath
and say to yourself
This is a very interesting subject.
I want 2 study it one more time.
***************
Din me chain nahi,raat ko neend nahi
jee nahi lagta hai kahin
Aay Khuda kya ye pyaar hai??
Nahi beta sabhi examz walon ka yehi haal hai".
***************
Birth, Death comes once in life..
Love comes once in life..
Marriage comes once in life..
But
Why does these bloody exams comes again & again .... .... .
***************
Rain of summer, snow of winter
grace of autumn, glory of spring
May beauty of every season give ur heart
A beautiful reason to smile.
May God suceed you in every examz of ur life. Good luck
***************
Harbhajan startz raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, itz not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.
***************
Flower dies
Stories end
Songs fade
Memories are forgotten
All things come to end
But this study
Chipak kr he reh gae hai musibat
***************
to accomplish great things
We must not only act
But also dream
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for ur exam.
***************
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
'Head, I go to sleep.'
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I'll study:p
***************
My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless. So I asked GOD,
is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".
***************
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born
and stops only when we enter the examination hall.
***************
The Law Says
If you Can't Convince Someone, Confuse Them!
Do you Know Which Law It Is?
This Is "Law Of Answering In Examination".
***************
Maths teacher asked Ali:If u have 12chocolates & u give 5 to SARAH,3 to Aysha & 4 to Farah what will you get?
Ali replied:3 NEW GIRL FRIENDZ
***************
600 Pages ki book ko kitne din main padha ja skta hai..
WRITER-6 months
DOCTOR-2months
LAWYER-1month
STUDENT- pehle ye batao exam kab ha.
***************
The probability of a topic
cmng in exam increases exponentially,
if 1 decides 2 leave da topic completely..
***************
To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams".
because it teaches how to manage "Time" & tackle "Emergencies".
***************
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
***************
It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees.
SAY NO to EXAMS
***************
Burraaah
Sara syllabus parh liya ha
Bas books or notes parhanay reh gaye hain
***************
har taraf parhai ka saya hy
peparon may number kisnay paya hy
hum to yun he aye thay paper denay
sab kehtay hy sala pura parh kar aya hy
***************
Exams ke char din pehlay syllabus dekha to yad aya
Kuch To Hua Hay Kuch Ho Gya Hay
Exams k din paper dekh kar samajh aya
Sab Kuch Alag Hay Sab Kuch Naya Hay
***************
Exams are like Girl friendz
too many questions
Difficult to understand
More explanation is needed
Result is always fail!
***************
There are 6 components of wellness:
proper weight & diet, proper exercise
breaking the smoking habit, control of alcohol
stress management & periodic exams.
***************
Ya hu!
Exams ke saari tiyari ho gai
raser
Pen
scale
pencil
sab taiyar hai
AB BUS.......
parhna baki hai
***************
Parh parh ker kyaa kernaa hei
Aakhir ek din tou merna hei
marnay key baad bee ager dubaara janam howa tou
shuroo to nursery sey hi karna hai
***************
Congradulationz!
Gud newz 4 Lahore University students
Exams have been postponed up to Dec
to confirm go to site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.org
***************
Baap: Etnay kum marks..??
3 thappar lagnay chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han abu!
maine to usss kaminy sir
ka ghar bhi daykh liyaa hai!!
***************
he Shortest Relationship Ever Is Between Students & Books . . . They Commit 0ne Day Before Exam & After Exam Break Up ! !
***************
To accomplish great things, We must not only act, But also dream, Not only plan but also believe, Best wishes for your exams.
***************
Smoking Effects Lips, Drinking Effects Liver, Girls Effects Heart, But The Most Danger One Is STUDY, It Effects BRAIN. Direct Coma .:-D Avoid it..
***************
Newton's Law of Studentology! . "Every Book continues to be in it's State of Rest or covered with Dust, until n unless a mid-term or final exam Appears." HaPpY ExaMz...
***************
Stop only when we enter the examination hall Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall..........
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