Joke ( Nationalty ) - Corruption

1 admi ne ANNA HAJARE se puchha
"kafan me jeb kyu nahi hoti?"
'ANNA' ne jawab dya.
" Beta kyuki Maut kabhi Rishwat nahi leti.
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ek aadmi raaste se ja raha tha, use road ke kinare ek patthar mila jis par likha tha "ise palat ke dekho kuchh ban jaoge"

jab usne use palta to us par likha tha "dekho ban gaye na bewakoof".