Funny Shayari

Kisi Shayar Ne Kaha

Kisi Shayar Ne Kaha Zindagi Ek Lamba Safar Hai,
Kisi Aashiq Ne Kaha Zindagi Ek Mushkil Paheli Hai,
Arre Dosto Zindagi Ka Arth Toh Sirf Voh Bata Sakta Hai,
Jiski Shaadi Ke Baad Bhi Koi Saheli Hai!!!

Tere Chehre Par

Kaaash ke tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote
Kaaash ke tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote..
Kaaash ke tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote..
Chand to tu hai hi ..sitaare bhee saath hote !!!

Dil Kehta Hai

Dekho awaz dekar pass hume paogi..
Aaoge tanha par tanha na jaoge..
Dur rehkar bhi tumpe nazar hai meri,
Hantho se tham lenge jab bhi thokar khaogi

Mohbbat Karna

Mohabbat karna koi zulm nahi,
Agar ki jaye usool se,
Khuda ko bhi muhabbat thi,
Apne rasoul se
Chaand raaat ko sabhi dekhain, hilaal-e-eid ko
Ik hamara hi naseeba hadiyan turva gaay
Hum thy chaand ke nazaare main khoye hue
Bus achanak chand ka abba wahan pe aa gaye….

Chandni Raat Thi

Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi
Phir kisi ne darwaza khutkhataya
Maine soncha mera dil aaya
Darwaza khol ker dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya

Bolaa Dukaan Daar

Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
Maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
Bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai

Exam paas aaye, sir mera dukhaye
Teacher ne na jaaane kyun, dande dikhaye,
Ab to mera sir, jaage na sota hai,
Kya karoon haye, kuch kuch hota hai….

Tairna Hai To

Tairna hai to samundar mein tairo,
Nadi naalo mein kya rakha hai,
Mohabbat karni hai to apne watan se karo,
In bewafa hasino mein kya rakha hai……

Fer Ki Hoyeya

Fer ki hoyeya je tu hatha te mehndi la layi
Hun assi vi Sehra sajavange,
Saanu pata si ki tu saadi kismat ch nahi,
Hun teri choti bhen fasavange!!!

Sahrab Dard ki Dawa

Shraab dard ki dawa hai
Peene se koi khraabi nahi
Dil ke dard se peete hain
Waise hum Shraabi nahi