Ek PAKISTANI U.S.A. se apni AMMA ko phone karta hai............................................................................................................................
Khan- AMMI Jaan mujhe Aids ho gaya hai.
Ammi: Tu wapas mat aana Beta.
KHAN: Kyon AMMI?
AMMI: Agar tu aaya to teri biwi ko aids ho jayega,
Teri biwi se tere bhai ko,
Tere bhai se naukrani ko,
Naukrani se tere mousa ko,
Tere mousa se mujhe
Mujh se hamare driver ko,
Driver se teri bahen ko..
Aur agar teri bahen ko aids ho gaya to
saare pakistan ko ho jayega!
kuch to desh k liye soch beta….
Boss- Apki shaadi ho gaYi,
Sardar- Ha,1 Ladki se hui he.
Boss- Shaadi to Ladki se hi hoti Hai,
Sardar- Naa ji Meri Behen ki to Ladke se hui Hai.
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What is life-¿????
kbhi apni hansi par bhi aata hai gussa,
Kbhi saare jahan ko hasane ko jee chahta hai.
Kbhi chupa leta hai gamo ko kisi kone me
ye dil,Kbhi kisi ko sub kuch sunane ko jee chahta hai.
Kbhi rota nahi mann kisi kimat par bhi,
Kbhi yu hi aansu bAhane ko jee chahta hai.
Kbhi achha lgta h azad udna,
Kbhi kisi bandhan me bandh jaane ko jee chahta h
Kbhi lagte h apne baigane se,Kabhi baigano ko apna banane ko jee chahta hai.
Kbhi upar wale ka naam nhi ata zuban par, Kbhi usko manane ko jee chahta hai
Kbhi lagti hai ye jindgi badi suhani, Kbhi jindgi se uth jane ko jee chahta h
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Principal : India ka jhanda sub se pehle kahan..lagaya gaya?
Santa (kaafi sochne k baad) :
DANDE per..;-)
Mango, Orange, Banana,Grapes & Apple
Which is sweet?
Socho.
nahi pata.
Are ye sab sweet nahi fruits hai.
SWEET to Aap Hai
Oye hoye smile to dekho..
Types of proposals:
1. I luv u
2. I wnt to spend my rest of lyf wid u.
3. Wil u marry me ?
Bt d latest nd my favourite one-
Wanna b my chammak challo?
Umar ki raah me raste badal jate hai
Waqt ki aandhi me insan badal jate hai
Sochte hai padh padh k top mar de
Lekin silyabus dekh k irade badal jate hai...
2 CHUHE Bike pe ghum rhe the.
Tabi SHER ne lift mangi.
To 1 CHUHA khada hokar bola-
"soch le teri Maa fir kahegi ki ajkal Gundo k sath ghumne laga hai ."
boys n girls 1st meeting mein kya sochte hai
girl:kitna seedha hai.
boy:kya maal hai!
girl:nice behaviour.
boy:kaash pat jaaye!
girl:dressing zabardast hai.
boy:skirt top mein aur hot lagegi!
girl:agar razi ho gaya toh isi se shadi karungi.
boy:bas 1 bar han karde mujhe kaunsi shadi karni hai
Raat Ko do Sharabiyon Ne Talaab me Chand Ki Parchhayi Dekhi.
1st- Ye Kya H?2nd-Abe Ye Chand H.
1st-Sale Ghar Chal Hum Mazak Mazak Me Chand Par Pahunch gaye
Koi tumhe jab pagal kahe to duki mat hona
rona bhi nahi darna bhi mat himmat
se khade ho kar sochna usko patha kaise chala
Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi,
Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi,
Jab-jab mein bhige teri yaad ayi
,Ab raha nahin jata,Chatri lauta de bhai""
1 dukhi grlfrnd ne apne boyfrnd k liye 1 shaayri likhi-
"Phulo ka raja, baharo ka shehzada....
Dil tod kar chala gya kutta, kamina, haramzada.
Laalu ke pichhe kutte ka bacha lag gaya
laalu bhagte-bhagte"hum to BSNL ka sim kharida hoon,
sasura E "VODAFONE"ka network kaise pakad rha hai...
Nurse:- Mubarak Ho, Ap ke Ghar Beta Peda Hua Hai.
Santa:-Wah G Wah Kya Technology Hai Biwi Meri Hospital Me Hai
Aur Bacha Mere Ghar Peda hua Hai! Wah!
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