Dirty Poems

If sex is dirty
and babies come from sex
then babies must be dirty.
If babies are dirty
and babies become adults
then adults must be dirty.




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Let me touch these tities,
Let me kiss this sexy mouth.
Let me lie with you in bed,
Gently gently going south.




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A store manager overheard a clerk saying to a customer
"No, ma'am, we haven't had any for some weeks now
and it doesn't look as if we'll be getting any soon.




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Dil todh kay chali gai
pholoun kee shahzadi . . . .
Dil todh kay chali gai
pholoun kee shahzadi . . . .
Sali, Kutti, Kameeni, haramzadi




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The perfect woman
Doesn't fart
Like a trumpet sounding
But rather it is released
Like she's gently sighing




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Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far




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Rosalina, a pretty young lass
Had a bruly magnificant ass
Not rounded and pink
As you possibly think
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass




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Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Mentalpause
Did you ever notice how
all women's problems begin with.




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Mega bites was what my girlfriend did
And gig was a show at night
A ram was a randy man or goat,
Windows just let in the light.




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Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggy Style & 69
Just for fun
Or gettin paid
Everyone likes gettin laid.




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If sex is dirty
and babies come from sex
then babies must be dirty.
If babies are dirty
and babies become adults
then adults must be dirty.




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A Peach is Peach, A Plum is Plum
A Kiss isn't a Kiss without some tongue
So Open your mouth, Close your eyes
and Give your tongue some exercise.